chinese is false. Let me just get that out of the way. If you were Chinese, you could walk down the street and distinguish who was who. When I'm watching Chinese movies, I get confused. I am not ashamed to say that I have been americanized since I left Asia.

I came to the states on a boat. True story.

Breanne is back and this is sheer awesomeness.

I played tonight and got a bunch of claps and a bunch of "woo!"s. It was pretty rad.

I tried to write shit, but nothing is coming out.

I'm sure if you gave a 3 year old a pencil and stuck it in their butt they could write better poetry than I could.

Poo-etry.